by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019
Get the Flonked Out mug.A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
Get the felony stretch mug.1. Being positive or desirable in nature.
2.Having the qualities that are good or distinguishing in a particular thing.
3.Serving the desired purpose or end.
4.In good condition.
5.Superior to the average.
6.Of high quality.
2.Having the qualities that are good or distinguishing in a particular thing.
3.Serving the desired purpose or end.
4.In good condition.
5.Superior to the average.
6.Of high quality.
by Vercian June 11, 2006
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by Amandabotts November 10, 2017
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by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018
Get the flongwoody mug.Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
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Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
Get the Flondor mug.A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
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