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Flonked Out

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out
by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019
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felony stretch

A stretch of the arms out to the side or over the head done by criminals, usually accompanied with a quick scan of the surrounding area. This is usually done once they know the gig is up, and they are looking to take off on foot.
As soon as the K-9 showed up to the traffic stop, I noticed the dipshit started doing the "felony stretch".
by One time April 16, 2008
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flonch

1. Being positive or desirable in nature.

2.Having the qualities that are good or distinguishing in a particular thing.

3.Serving the desired purpose or end.

4.In good condition.

5.Superior to the average.

6.Of high quality.
We had some flonch news from the hospital.

That band were flonch!

Moby Dick is a flonch book.
by Vercian June 11, 2006
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Flonored

To be flattered and honored at the same time
Ursula: “i like being freaky with you , you bring it out of me”.

Amanda: “oh , why thank you! I’m flonored”.
by Amandabotts November 10, 2017
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flongwoody

Whenever you are Jack Nicholson wearing your favorite robe, you know, the one that's oriental and shit, and you open the door to two Asian strippers and your dick slips out of the robe and you're like, "What's happenin, ladies?" and then the strippers proceed to put the snake in their vaginas and then their intestines are eaten by the snake, and then you rub your nipples on tv some number of years later.
Man, the craziest shit happened to me today, I smoked to much crack and pulled a flongwoody.
by Dhqpwoeuryty May 23, 2018
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Flondor

The famed location in Lord Of The Rings, but better because it's flondor lmao.
Flond.
Elf: yo flondor bogrondor? Weaul.
Dwarf: WHAT TE FAK ARE YE SAYIN LAD?
Sauron: Bruh.
*Mordor falls*
Sauron: Flordor
by bowgart consumer November 17, 2022
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felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.
Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.
by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007
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