Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

funktionslust

N. Pleasure taken in doing what one does best. Birds flying, dogs running, dolphins swimming, people sexing, etc...

The funktionslust of running around drunk quickly subsided after I tried jumping the bush, slammed my head into the bench and had to get 12 sticthes above my eye. Perhaps running drunk is not what I do best.

by cam'ron March 11, 2008

Factional

A fact that became fiction, due to excess exaggeration. Usually describing stories told by others.

The story John told you about the party was so factional, he didn't get laid at all.

by Martin Martyr March 18, 2009

Fictional Hangover

The period of time after you become enthralled with a movie, television show, or book, and are still stuck in that story's world. You will, for a split second, think that ordinary actions, noises, and, sounds, and objects are going to result in a different outcome based on what fictional world you have just emerged from.

"Dude, I saw someone show thier ID to a bartender and immediately assumed that it was psychic paper. Doctor Who is goving me such a fictional hangover."

by Rocketsgalore May 22, 2013

functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.

Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.

by - Molo December 18, 2015

fictional apricot

It’s someone who is a rat by definition i.e, snitch, thief etc.

Me: Did you hear about what katie did the other day?
Billy: No what did she do?
She was such a fictional apricot, she told on everyone who wrote on the bathroom wall

by Wee irish lad March 11, 2018

fictional boy sexual

someone who is attracted to fictional boys. they can be attracted to other genders as well.

im in love with a fictional boy. i’m fictional boy sexual.

by alligatorcrocadile November 12, 2020