fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

funtarded

a person that acts so retarded that theyre really fun to be around

Sam: last night was crazy I cant believe Bill streaked naked again...

Ann: Yeah hes so funtarded. I love it

by supadupa987 June 30, 2011

Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

foxtarded

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one

Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.

by zanonymous August 3, 2007

fucktardery

1. the quality or state of being a fucktard

a. a total lack of intellectual value, something done that defies common sense or sense of any kind

b. showing a complete disrespect for societal values and/or scientific fundamentals

c. anything done, said, or created that any reasonable person would never have considered

2. the Republican political platform

dude1: Dude, did you see that guy in the thong and clown wig?

dude2: Yeah, total fucktardery!

fucktard Republican Party asshat moron retard

by asshatextraoridnaire June 20, 2012

fucktardedness

A mysterious yet irresistable force which, amongst many other things, compels fucktards to submit definitions of derived words (eg fucktardedness) when the meaning is pretty obvious from the original word (eg fucktard)

I'm a fuckwitted retard. Did you call me a fucktard? That's really fucktarded of you. It's the height of fucktardedness. I call that total fucktardiniosity. Like, well fucktardiddlyocious. Fucktarinarapacious(...continued on the next Internet)

by I think I may be a fucktard... February 5, 2010