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monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)
Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!
by Tom Highway November 13, 2007
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Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018
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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
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gimme your fucking money

girl throws doll to a wall and screams "gimme your fucking money"
by Jners November 12, 2017
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fuckin monkey shit

A vulgar and digusting name to call an individual that aggrivates you to the brink of insanity
YOU FUCKIN MONKEY SHIT!!!
FUCK WITH ME AND DIE!!!
I HATE THAT fuckity fucking fucker
by Porn-a-holic March 16, 2004
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fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
by Blaackins November 4, 2010
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two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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