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Trilayered Orange Fuckcake

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.
Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus
by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017
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Fuckably

Combination of 'to fuck' and 'probably'. Used to describe a person we not necessarily like but would probably fuck.

Don't confuse with Fuckably Hot
- Do you like him?
- Fuckably.
by dumb_dj March 10, 2011
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Fuckachewy

A replacement for fuck, but then again it has the word in it so why bother.

To show that you are absolutely done with with people’s bullshit in a fun loving way that makes you feel warm with a :) in your heart
“Fuckachewy” - guy with a hat

You are suck a Fuckachewy, bro” - what my cat said to me
by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 16, 2022
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monii fucca

A more funny and civilized word for "motherfucker"
by JOSH123JOSH March 24, 2020
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fuckaduck

Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!
by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005
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bad mutha fucka

The greatest man ever to exist on this planet...Samuel L Jackson
Samuel L Jackson is one bad mutha fucka

If you can get laid at a sausage fest like MTU, you're one bad mutha fucka
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fucka

FUCKA is the true Urban word for common mis-used word 'Fucker'


You will notice that most words ending with 'ER' have been changed to 'A' in the Urban Dictionary. This is one of many Quick-Notes in the Urban language due to the high speed needed in conversations... In order to get your point across... and pull out your gak and cap someone before the 5.0 arrives.
"U stupid ass mothafucka, Im gonna punk ur ass up fo tappin my girl u stupid fucka"

Tyrone quickly pulls the trigger
by D Dizzle My Nizzle December 23, 2003
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