by shock. June 20, 2004
A guy who doesn't pay their dealer and gets his ex fired from her job. When used in conjunction with the word Greasy, can be used to subsitute one's name. i.e. Joey
by judie February 18, 2005
A fucking bag. A bag that is used to fuck like you would a pumpkin, in your lap. Like a simmulated blowjob.
by beeeeeavis November 05, 2004
Noun.
The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"
Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."
Dave - "Gross, man."
Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."
Dave - "Gross, man."
by Herb Crowbasket January 17, 2014
Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.
Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.
Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.
Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
by Go Wait In The Car! February 24, 2009
Is a group of devouring faggots that give no cares if your gay or straight they will tackle u like a lion jumping on a impala and bang the shit bird out of you while screaming u made me do this you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
RG couldn't find a rubber so he made a fuckbag with a jewel bag and rubber band so he could be JD's pitcher. In this example, JD is the catcher in a gay relationship.
by castlestars December 14, 2009