Fuckbag

A cross between a douche bag and a fucking asshole. One who commits such horrible crimes or acts of stupidity that they are not either just a douche bag or a fucking asshole, but a combination of the two.

Sam was a fuckbag for stealing his best friends girlfriend.

by Nurse Nicole May 8, 2011

FuckBugs

Any kind of sexual-transmitted infection. Often caught when sleeping with various skanks.

Boy A: "I poked Janet the other night"

Boy B: "You fucking moron, I slept with her last week. I told you she was the one who gave me the Fuckbugs"

Boy A takes a trip to the clinic.

by Peaj September 10, 2009

fuck bags

a condom, latex glove or other contreceptive used during sex.

"Holy shit Tim you've been screwing that whore Tammy? I hope you used fuck bags atleast or you could have all kinds of diseases now ya dumbass foo"

by PGibza August 25, 2007

Fuckbag

A bag of the remains of what happens after a fuck.

Nathan: Don't be such a fuckbag.
Amanda: Ew.

by Amandaaaaaah January 11, 2010

fuckbag

A guy who takes his girl for granted and does not treat her like other guys would.

Denning: That guy is stealing the girl I want, he treats her like shit and she keeps going back to him

Aaron: That guy right there is a fuckbag, yes a bag of fuck

by *Tacular* November 23, 2010

fuckbag-douchewad

a poor business person who turns everything they touch to a steeming pile of poo.

Todd Long is a fuckbag-douchewad!

by sinergy staff October 18, 2008

fuckbag

An artificial vagina used in prison. Its made of lotion or vasciline in a plastic baggie wrapped in a washcloth. Used for jerking off.

I had a good jerk off last night in my fuckbag.

by thorshank May 11, 2015