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sexually frustrated

a person who is generally stressed out or frustrated due to either lack of sex/sexual encounters or due to bad sex.
signs of the sexually frustrated are said to include chewing ice, eating chocolate and peeling labels off of beer bottles, although most people think these are just 'old wives tales'
i'm so sexually frustrated because not only have i not had sex for 9 months, every guy i meet is a loser!
by jane_bond October 26, 2003
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frustrated

To be horny but unable to satisfy those urges due to location, crowds, or lack of a lover.
Jill felt very frustrated while at the office since her boyfriend's teasing phonecall.
by Emma Jeannette December 4, 2007
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Fuktarded

That was such a fuktarded game
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.
I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?
by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008
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frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!
Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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Frustard

when your drunk or extremely tired and you ask your friends to go and get some frozen custard, it comes out frustard.
lets go get some frustard after where done at the bar.
by Moodster08 November 28, 2009
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seshually frustrated

When you haven't had a drink in 4-5 days and have a strong urge to have one, you are seshually frustrated.
Rob: What's wrong Sofia?
Sofia: I need a vodka shot, i'm so seshually frustrated.
by secret_sauce_420 November 4, 2016
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