Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

by dvst8r February 25, 2011

rumpster

One whom has a very large rear end

Hey there Rumpster, get out of my way!

by Gavin LeDoux August 15, 2007

frumper dumper

A large unattractive butt.

Most of the women i work with have frumper dumpers.

by JJ Dirtbag May 10, 2016

trumpster diving

Digging up dirt and trashing political opponents. Sinking to the lowest depths in political dialog.

I will no go trumpster diving to win an election.

by Shewfly April 30, 2016

Fripster

The unholy union of Frat Guy + Hipster. A meathead in a dork's clothing- a phenomenon that is unfortunately growing all the more common as "underground" fashions push their way to the surface and into the mainstream.

I laughed for days when I saw a fripster run a stoplight get hit by car while riding his new fixed gear. Maybe he'll put a brake on it when he gets out of the hospital.

by Bobby Salsa November 3, 2008

Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Frumpteenskeen

noun;
A tem used to describe overly exagerated hair.

Jenni walked into the hair salon to get a perm and walked out as a frumpteenskeen.

by klk August 25, 2006