fucktarded 

1. something so stupid, it is beyond retarded. 2. The most screwed up thing you have ever seen in your life

1. Why did you leap off the roof? That was fucktarded! 2. I paid 6000 dollars in taxes this year! That's fucktarded!

fucktarded by Sam Bowles June 26, 2007

fucktardess 

Female fucktard.

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.

fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

Fucktarded Scarecrow 

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

Fucktarded Scarecrow by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface

Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker

Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME

fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007

Fucktarded 

When someone is so special and retarded that they don't even deserve your time to say fucking retarded so shorten it down into fucktarded.

Can also be used as a noun, fucktard

Adj: omg my friend is so fucktarded

Noun: ffs you are such a fucktard

Fucktarded by Rolyatekul February 26, 2017

Fruitarded 

To be mentally handicapped and homosexual.

(The combination of derogatory terms, "retard" and "fruit").

"That kid is fruitarded"
"That was fruitarded"

Fruitarded by ChaoticRemus April 1, 2009

fucktarded 

something so messed up that it is beyond stupid

That new policy is just fucktarded.

fucktarded by insatia August 20, 2003