Friendscaping

The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.

"Did you unfriend me?"
"Yeah, I was friendscaping, and you bore me."

by Ershatz November 5, 2013

friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.

I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.

by tommco July 8, 2009

friendsickle

A casual friend who may be in your life for a short, undefined period of time. This type of friend may leave your life or "melt" like that of an icicle or might even stab you in the back like that of a regular sickle.

Oops, looks like that bear just attacked my friendsickle.

by JAcoBi44 January 21, 2011

friendscape

1) The overall condition of your friends or the people around you. 2) The overall comfort of your friends or the people around you.

I'm afraid if I hook up with one of my good friends i'll will mess with the friendscape.

by Baba Nace January 29, 2006

friendicide

The merciful act of helping a friend end his own pathetic existence.

You and your friend work together selling cars in Wisconsin in the middle of the winter. You are stuck at the dealership for long miserable hours with no traffic and nothing to do. "Dude, I fucking hate my life, you think you could do me a solid and commit friendicide on my sorry ass"?

by mjdookster December 28, 2009

Friendlock

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).

Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!

by thesomnambulist_28992 March 5, 2011

friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.

She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!

by Impunity October 9, 2008