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Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.
Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist
Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

friendette 

from friend and -ette (feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance).
A female friend.
Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).

Friendstruck 

The second that you see and meet the person, and be friends you are instantly in love. Head over heels, can't stop thinking about them, want to be with them, hold them hug them, & be held and hugged and loved by them in return.
In an instant I was friendstruck with her and couldn't get her out of my mind.

In an instant I was friendstruck with him and couldn't get him out of my mind.
Friendstruck by AlexDictionary October 25, 2010

Friendcenary 

A friendcenary, sometimes known as a friend of a friend, is an individual who is friends with a group of people but is only a known by one person of the group, is otherwise an outsider of the group, and is not an official friend of anyone.

Friendcenaries are seen in parties or when your friend brings their friend you don't know, their payment is usually just socializing because otherwise they are often outcasts.
Everyone flaked on me so I became a friendcenary.
Friendcenary by scirom92 August 9, 2020

friendcel 

A person incapable of making or keeping friends, devoid of friendship or affection.
Derrived from the term "incel"
Dude: "I'm so lonely, I have no friends. I'm literally a friendcel"
friendcel by Hijac August 16, 2022

friendless loser 

me
friendless loser by Russian Vesper January 13, 2018