Friend

A True Friend:
A friend is someone that we treasure and love,
A friend is someone thatthat we put high above,
A friend is someone that that's behind you all the way,
A friend is someone that that's gonna be there today,
A friend is someone that that never gives us a yawn,
A friend is someone that that we can always count on,
A friend is someone that that's always there,
A friend is someone that that's always willing to share,
A friend is someone that isnt there because of duty,
A friend is someone that that fills our lives with beauty,
A friend is someone that that we go to when we need a lift,
A friend is someone that is a true gift

tammy: lisa i just killed someone
lisa: omg! what happened?
tammy: i was driving and boom! this guy ran right in front of my can and i hit him
lisa: come over right now! the police must be out looking for you
tammy: thanks! youre a really good friend

by jim lee August 4, 2007

Friend

A person who gives you non-sexual pleasure to your satisfaction that has no actual reason to do so.

Tim: Wendy, we're just friends.

Wendy: We are just friends.

by Ereck Flowers February 17, 2015

Friend

That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.

Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack

by shortkite24 March 19, 2010

Friend

Someone you can share details of your sex life with, without it being weird.

Only a true friendship could withstand conversation including the intimate details of their kinky sex.

by Who needs a real pseudonym January 1, 2017

Friend

a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.

Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!

by lordwortleyofwortley January 27, 2010

Friend

A Friend is someone we love because they are a friend.
The list of types of friend is as long as your arm.
Are they all the same?
Absent Friend
Best Friend
Bosom Friend
Boy Friend
Business Friend
Caring Friend
Casual Friend
Childhood Friend
Close Friend
e-mail Friend
Fairweather Friend
Faithful Friend
Family Friend
Forever Friend
Girl Friend
Good Friend
Great Friend
Honest Friend
Intimate Friend
Kind Friend
Lifelong Friend
Little Friend
Loyal Friend
Male Friend
Man's Best Friend - that is a Dog.
Nice Friend
Online Friend
Pen Friend
Personal Friend
Platonic Friend
Real Friend
School Friend
True Friend
Very Good Friend - he might be the milkman. (Thomas Fats Waller song)
Well Meaning Friend

A friend is one who stands by you in your hour of need but also shares many memorable occasions. A friend is one who asks for nothing and expects nothing in return other than friendship. A friend will accept whatever you have to give when in need and in return will give to you when you are in need. A friend is one who does not count the cost and does not expect you to count the cost be it a monetary gift or the gift of time which is one of the most precious things that can be given.

by Three Blondes in Black Skirts January 2, 2006

Friend

Two people who have a mutual relationship with each other.

Adrien Agreste: "we're just friends"
MLB FANS: Yall relationship is not just mutual!!!! *facepalm*

by WOEDOM February 3, 2018