freshmen scout

somebody over the age of 17 who falls for minors under the age of 16. pretty pathetic.

Jay: Damn homie you see all these 14 year olds??
Mike: Nah man not cool, you're 18... don't be such a freshmen scout!

by waddupb September 27, 2008

Freshmen Cheeks

Thicc college freshmen women

Brad: "Guys, i just wanna say i love you all, you're all my brothers. So tonight, the first weekend of this fall semester, i want EVERYONE to help a brother out in need to getting laid. So i declare a toast! A toast, to Freshmen Cheeks."
Everyone: "FRESHMEN CHEEKS!"

*Everyone shotguns their nattys*

by Eric02 August 6, 2019

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Freshmen Year

You're first year in high school aka the worst year of high school, where you get your ass kicked

Jon: Are you excited for Freshmen Year?
Dave: Hell no we are gunna get our ass kicked

by Esteban Noiche August 13, 2006

Freshmen Effect

The cluelessness of Freshmen girls.

Damn, that freshmen effect sure helped me last weekend. I got a bunch of pussy for me!

by Samer Zeid July 15, 2007

Freshmen Seminar

The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.

I have seminar next period, but thats ok- I'm planning a suicide at lunch!

by Alec Eiffel January 17, 2005

Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.

Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"

by .max. June 17, 2009