frenchman

someone who hasnt won a war in a long, long time.

American: hey remember world war II?
Frenchguy:No, i do not recall.
American:I thought you'd say that you little frenchman pussy bastard.

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

frenchmans breath

When you break wind and capture it in your cupped hand, and procede to blow it in a friends face

Frenchmans breath is pretty much the same as Mexican breath, but with more Gallic flourish

by sconch66 February 11, 2010

The Frenchman

When during oral sex you kiss and swirl your tongue around the clit and finish by gently blowing on the clit.

Last night he gave me The Frenchman. It was amazing!

blow oral sex

by Cakeface1213 March 12, 2016

dirty frenchman

A drink made consisting of:
1 Part White Wine
1 Part Olive Oil

I was feeling frisky so I had the bartender mix me a dirty frenchman!

by Banthur April 15, 2008

Frenchman's fishingnet

When one's arse crack hair is so dense that it forms a net which catches turds on their escape from the anus.

Damn! Time I shaved my arse crack again. My frenchman's fishingnet has managed a massive haul this morning!

by Roberto flange January 27, 2015

dirty frenchman

When a guy doesn't shave for a couple of days, and there is stubbel growth (5 o'clock shadow)

Dude 1: Hey Tim you didn't shave today?

Dude 2: Na. just feeling like a dirty frenchman.

by t-rex234 November 12, 2010

frenchman

Frog

by Ricky June 20, 2003