coconut freezie

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

by Butt Games March 17, 2014

freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009

Freeziee

The current state of acting autistic.

Yo dawg, that dude Kody is going freeziee. He probably escaped the Sped Hall.

by Choady Cockgargler December 6, 2019

Freezealishous

Word made by a young girl who is 8. Me and her sister and her were roll playing .

Freezealishous! to freeze somthing.

by aihpos:) May 19, 2021

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

cow cream freezies

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

by threetards July 7, 2010

freesia

1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"

"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"

by Drefwil March 9, 2010