Freezerlanche

A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. Usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.

Madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.

Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.

by Freezerlanche Victim June 12, 2009

New Freezer

when you take a fat shit

"on Sunday ya boy took a new freezer"

by newfreezer November 24, 2017

Freezebob

When one is extremely cold, to the point that it would completely freeze a man named Bob.

Alis-"Whoa this room is well freezebob"
Lizzie-"Brrrr I'm well freezebob"
Abbey-"I could well piss my pants"

by Pisslips Bitchslippers October 11, 2009

Freezer Boxing

Smoking weed in a walk-in freezer, usually in a restaurant. The air tight seal on the freezer keeps the smoke and odors in. The cold freezer air makes it go down easier.

The kitchen manager stepped out so I'm taking this blunt and goin freezer boxing.

by ShortOrder June 18, 2010

Freezer Gnome

A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.

I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?

by Thexthy March 25, 2013

Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

by Korrosion November 9, 2011

freezepop

A synthpop band hip enough for hipsters but nerdy enough for nerds, Freezepop are back with a new batch of songs that you won’t be able to get out of your head.

Ah! I freaking love Freezepop!

by la di da May 6, 2005