guy 1: bro, i don't even want sex or love anymore. i can only think about feet!
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.
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Fovisexual • fomosexual • foodsexual • fivesexual • footsexual • Hovisexual • fortsexual • Fabisexual • Faisexual • Govisexual
by Nicky T, self confessed FOMO June 19, 2009
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One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.
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