kindly go fornicate with a cactus

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

Fornicate

A fancy word for sex. Seriously. They use it in the bible.

Dude 1: I was reading the bible the other day and it said something funny.
Dude 2: what did it say?
Dude 1: 'Thou shalt not fornicate'

by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014

fornicate

impolite term for fuck, mostly in urban ghettos and in windsor, connecticut.

~hey homes, wha a fuck up?
~fuckn a nuttin, dawg. but ize gettin some big boned ho ta fornicate wiff at half 6 ta nite !

by fucwad January 3, 2004

fornicate rotted meat

What Ogre wants you to do. As commanded in the song "Spasmolytic"

swirling tastes, fornicate rotted meat

by jayjaybolony October 11, 2007

Fornicate

To Have sex with someone.. Flat out Fuck someone

Having sex with someone. Fucking your girl .

by Chavez October 2, 2004

Fornicate Under Consent of the King

Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"

Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King

by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017

fornicate

to have sex in some manner or with someone whom Society looks askance at.

your daughter, your sister-in-law, your mother-in-law (see milf), your wife's female cousin, your wife's ex-boyfriend's wife or girlfriend. This implies wreckless abandon and an attempt at hurting someone if found out.

by J.R. January 4, 2004