Arousal Forecast

/əˈrouzl/•/ˈfôrˌkast/
noun
1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.

My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM

by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020

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Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 4, 2009

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Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.

Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'

by Vesper47 January 8, 2021

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forester

someone who hails from the forest of dean usually the result of cousins shagging, inbred bastards like janners from plymouth, they have a strange sub human language that only they understand

forester ...ow bist ol butt
bist gonna ave'n or wot
translation, hello darling would you care to participate in sexual intrcourse

by ol mon January 16, 2010

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Forester

An uncommon boys name given to only the best boys. Foresters are sweet and have a different way of seeing the world. They have their own theories and ideas. You can share the deepest conversations with them. They are moody but winning ones affection is priceless. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes framed by freckles. Foresters are usually determined to get what they want and don't give up easily. They are excellent kissers and are great in bed. They make the best boyfriends because there so thoughtful and know exactly what to say at the right time. A Forester will always be there for you when you need him. No matter what. Usually they are modest and don't admit to their good looks and charming personality. Everyone needs a Forester in their life.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Friend: Whats his name?

Girl: Forester.

Friend: Lucky Bitch.

by lulusoso October 2, 2013

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