God Forbid

Means you really hope something doesn't happen, but is often used sarcastically to express the opposite

God forbid we get any hurricanes this season :(

God forbid you clean up after yourself...

by Pluckster April 5, 2020

forbidden snack

An object which appears to be highly edible that is not, in fact, edible and is therefore considered to be "forbidden" despite its delectable yet deceptive appearance.

Laundry detergent pods, jelly pencil grips, dice, shiny marbles, Orbeez, slime, and squishies are all examples of forbidden snacks.
"Man, that new galaxy bath bomb I bought from Lush is such a forbidden snack!"

by ♡GuroCandy♡ December 23, 2017

forbidden pants

These pants called “Boho Flared Pants” supposedly make girls look thiccc with three c’s

John: Man my crush wore some forbidden pants today I couldn’t stop starin’

by Thiccyana September 25, 2022

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

Forbidden Riff

Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin

Never play the forbidden riff or you will perish to the guitar centre employees.

by Ryhoth March 14, 2020

Foobis

Every fully white anthropomorphic cat

Dave: Foobis
Mark: Foobis

by Foobis June 15, 2021