Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

by a_underscore January 29, 2021

Pussy footing

It's not what I thought it meant.

Fez: Okay, stop pussy footing around! ...and that's not what I thought it meant.

Hyde: What are you talking about?

by Donna Forman November 3, 2011

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 6, 2004

monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

I’ve seen footage

Song by Death Grips

I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section

by Crackoholic February 5, 2022

footage

A noun describing shoes (or any other footwear), often used when bragging about new shoes.

Check out my new footage blud, I got 'em yesterday.

by Zachiister June 21, 2011

shrimp footing

verb: the act of dipping ones foot into a bucket of ice, then inserting the foot into the female genetalia while wiggling the toes rapidly.

'Did you hear how John was caught Shrimp Footing Marta?'

by Ewik Appleseed October 4, 2010