busted footy

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.

busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

Foobies

"Foobies" is a contraction of "fake boobies".

The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.

Damn, check out the set of foobies on that doll.

by BDKGIGN August 4, 2005

Foobert

it is like calling someone a fool but just in a nicer way.

1-heyy stop being a foobert
2-that's nice foobert
3-so what should we do foobert?
4-you're such a foobert

by youareafoobertforreadingthis January 15, 2010

Foopy McDoop

A large green fat person who likes to steal peoples food and eat like a hog.

Stop being a Foopy McDoop and eating all my twinkles your fat ass!

by AJL008 November 16, 2011

Footby

It's like rugby and it's like football but it's neither of them. Footby is a sport in which you essentially play full contact football, but you can pick up the ball and throw it into the goal.

Me: hey guys' how was the footby?
Guys: it was great, I got a black eye and a fat lip but other than that, it was great.

by MaxisStrife March 10, 2015

Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.

Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022