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Fonxuded

To be fonxuded is to be in a state of über-confusion.
One can either fonxude others or oneself, that is the beauty and uniqueness of a fonxuded nature.

Etymology: a typo of the word "confused" after eating too much lemon curd.

Being fonxuded is a state of mind, a state of being, a very happy, rewarding, non-judgemental place to be. It has led to great adventures, and wonderful and cherished companionship.

This state of being, has spawned the virtual place of Fonxudia. One shouldn't be absent from Fonxudia for too long, especially now it has branched out into many franchises within the virtual world.
I am fonxuded from all these multichats open.
by Georgy Girl February 6, 2009
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Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.
Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!
by Capital One January 7, 2022
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Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick
Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night
by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016
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cincinnati fondue pot

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.
Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.
by TheGreatestWhite February 6, 2019
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Royal Holloway Founders

The 'Royal Holloway Founders' is a sexual position with it's origin being in the Founders hall of residence at Royal Holloway University of London.

Noted as being a "quick an nasty thing, the forbiden pleasure!" by one of the originators, it usually involves one of the partaking members facing the wall of a hall, with their hands held high, whilst the other partaking member emerses himself in the duty of undoing the recievers trousers, and underwear, before giving a reach around, and 'anal pleasure', whilst all the time repeating the word "FOUNDERS!" over and over again.
Arif gave Howard the first ever 'Royal Holloway Founders'.
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Redneck Fondue

n. A type of cooking that involves a bunch of rednecks around an outdoors deep fryer, trying to find things to deep fry. This act is usually accompanied by copious amounts of domestic beer and country music.

Types of food deep fried during this event typically start with traditional fare such as frog legs and possum, but then move onto more exotic dishes such as pound cake, dinner rolls, and marshmallows. Higher levels of inebriation typically result in more creative contributions to the culinary world.
While camping at Rattler Ford during our traditional Redneck Fondue, we discovered that deep fried pound cake tastes like donuts

Typical conversation:
"What're we eatin'"
"Ain't rightly sure, let's see if it'll fry at the Redneck Foundue"
by swivet February 6, 2010
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fondue pot

Shitting (esp. diarrhea) in a sink. Similar to an upper deck but the shit gets put in the sink.
He pissed me off, so turned his sink into a fondue pot.
by tonymarc February 22, 2009
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