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Folder's Remorse

When a player folds in Texas Hold 'Em, only to watch as the common cards are turned to reveal what would have been a winning hand.
Damn, man! I folded my 2-6, only to have the 3, 4, and 5 come out on the flop.

Dude, you have folder's remorse.
by Kevman9999 August 5, 2010
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Folder in my Cup

To describe with the help of an adjective the activity of folding a poker hand. This usually happens when when one, over and over, obtains a set of cards like duce, seven off suit.
Tim: Here's another Folder in my cup...

Jayson: You want more coffee?

Tim: No I just have another shity poker hand!
by A Dutchman of poker October 29, 2010
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Folder Monkey

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle
by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010
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folder surf

Similar to web surfing. What somebody does when they are looking for something on their computer, usually an old assignment or paper that could be reused. Also what people do with somebody elses computer in attempt to find their porn.
Jane did not feel like writing a 4 page essay, so she folder surf so she could turn in a paper she wrote 3 years ago.

Michael borrowed George computer, assuming george had porn on his computer Michael folder surf.
by CaptainGarbage January 4, 2014
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Folder boulder

When your poop is so massively long, it folds over itself.
I just had the wickedest folder boulder
by The tasty ogres June 9, 2019
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folder talk

"Folder talk" is a term for when someone is telling a you story and they change the subject in the middle of it,

creating a "folder inside of a folder". (A "folder" means a story/subject).

I am credited with introducing the term "Folder talk".
The idea for the name for the term sources from me being unable to finish a story without going into very unimportant details about a completely different story for the reason of me having a fear of being misunderstood which results in always creating a folder inside of a folder inside of another folder.

Folder talking might be irritating at times, but it's important to remember that a person who folder talks can't help it.
It's necessary that you sit through the whole story, act like you are invested, interested and fully understand it.
Me: "I once overheard a conversation of two people sitting next to me on the bus, they were talking about-

Oh, that just reminded me, have I ever told you about that one time that I-"

Y/N: "YO, STOP FOLDER TALKING!"

Me: "Oh, sorry!"
by Lailabye July 30, 2023
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Junk Folder

A woman's vagina. Where men want to put their "junk".
When she told me she was wearing matching bra and panties I knew I was going to be filling her Junk Folder.
by Boozecoma December 16, 2014
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