flumping

A fetish. Having a fat person grab their gut and slap you with it.

The flumping king flumped me last night.

by Matthew Cook September 23, 2005

flump

To flump: to hit softly without intention of hurting/damaging the subject. Usually done in playful annoyance/revenge, or through lack of anything else to do.

John flumped Jo with a pillow.

by Meneldil April 06, 2005

flump

To masterbate whilst taking a poo.

damn that was good flump, im going back for round two after dinner.

by jason plant king of the flump September 26, 2006

Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 02, 2019

flump

To faint, particularly in a teeny-booper little girl fashion.

OMG The Backstreet Boys are here! ::flump::

by ThePinkSuperhero June 11, 2006

flump

An excessive fold of fat above the knees.

The flumps on that woman are bigger than her cankles.

by Captain Goodvibes March 07, 2009

flump

To have sexual intercourse

do you fancy a flump?
im gonna flump you like a good un!

by craigypip August 04, 2003