flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

by Cgossman2 March 23, 2017

Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

flumptouse

big, round or juicy

the water melon is very flumptouse

by common peoples February 7, 2022

flumptoused

past tense of making something big or round

yesterday I flumptoused this clay ball

by common peoples February 7, 2022

Flumpette

A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.

They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.

They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.

Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."

Woman 2: "Who?"

Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."

Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"

by hteb78 August 9, 2023

Flumptish

When your an average size in reference to another person with a name with 3 letters

Rim is very flumptish today

by CRIMSON RED SCARLET May 20, 2023

Baby flumpty

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

Flumpty hugged baby flumpty

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020