Lauren Fluckey

The hottest person in Bemis JH. So confident, so smart, and so stinky. Enjoys stealing things from little children, and saying “pop it squish” in inappropriate situations.

Oh shit, it’s Lauren Fluckey! SCRAM!

by iLiveformuffincum September 28, 2021

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

flakey

A person who uses inaccurate excuses to mask thier non appearance to events, person who says one thing but does another....commonly known as a lie but does it so often thier personality is considered flakey.

Someone is flakey if for instance they are leaving town on a certain date to gain attention then keeps posting different dates on thier online profiles and telling you different information all the time. Someone who says they want to do one thing then randomly changes thier mind for no apparent reason.

by super-un-Uh-Mazing Babii February 17, 2010

Fluke

1. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.

2. English house-pop trio from the early 90's to later move onto trip-hop and electronica sounds. Most famous for the songs "Absurd" and "Atomb Bomb". Both off of their critically acclaimed album, Risotto.

1.That game was a total fluke. Nine times out of ten we would have beaten that team.

2. Did you hear the new Fluke CD? It's very good.

by GernomRune November 17, 2004

fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.

hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.

by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006

fluke

A coincidence, luck

it was a sheer fluke that horse came in at all!

by jester May 1, 2003