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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
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Floridian Tan

When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.
My butt is so white!
Working on that Floridian tan I see
by Bull Girl December 11, 2011
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Floridian Boys

immature, stupid boys with no feelings or cares for others who play call of duty and text girls all day
by boyhater1234 November 1, 2010
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Floridian

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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Floridian Firecracker

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.
"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"
by dantheman6392 May 14, 2009
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floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges
bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges
by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019
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Floridian Sunset

1) when a guy from Tampa butt chugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel
Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? It was crazy!”

Example2: “that godawful Katie Noel song makes me want to cut my ears off”
by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020
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