What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.
See: Canadia
See: Canadia
Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?
Tourist: We're from Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.
Tourist: We're from Florida!
Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.
Tourist: We're called Floridians.
Resident: So, you're from Floridia.
Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.
Resident: Right. Floridan.
Tourist: I hate Canadia.
by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009
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An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.
by saint November 10, 2004
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Get the Floridian Boys mug.A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly
Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!
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