flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

Floopsicle

A fully erect penis. Not to be confused with a Flopsicle (aka a limp dick)

Wow Jerry that's quite a Floopsicle you got there!

by TacoNoCheese August 23, 2018

Flopstacle Course

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.

I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.

by roswtr August 17, 2020

Flopside

The opposite of telling someone "see you on the flipside".

"I'll see you in a few minutes on the Flopside"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

flosticle

When you fall off a building but you land on a pelican and therefore do not take fall damage.

Woah bro, that was a sick flosticle. Bet you couldn’t do that again!

by forbesdominator69 May 20, 2023

flipsiclical

Something impressive, specifically compared to a "kick flip".

Mark: Did you see Tom do that half-pipe? That was flipsiclical.

by flipsicilcal fan October 3, 2023