floof

A female fart. ie- quiet, but usually very smelly anyway.

She floofed in bed, then fluffed the covers and it stunk bad.

by Jenny L January 20, 2004

floof

slang for vagina

....he was trying to stick it in my floof

by ergherghhhhh March 23, 2009

Floof

A word used to reference a bountiful fluffy mass of hair (light and airy) that is witnessed upon the top of a skinny, glasses bearing guy. It entices science loving girls with a burning passion and casts a spell-like trance over all who view it. If cut back for trimming, it should be called a Fwoosh until it grows back to its previous lustrous floofliness. It should be referred to as its own entity, not as a feature of the person in possession. The Floof trumps the person, the person is an accessory to the Floof.

"Look at that Floof! What a great Floof"

by #Ilikelonghashtags June 5, 2014

Floof

When you feel full after eating or just done with life

I feel floof right now I need to just lay down

by edog April 13, 2022

Floof

The person you pick to work in a group project, or partner activity with when ur bestie is out or not in ur class.

Damn Nithilas not in class today for the partner activity, good thing I got my floor Morgan.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.

by pseudonymtimmy March 27, 2020

Floof

A Fluffy Dog or Doggo

Oh my god Kalena it's a floof.

by Kaosiow September 18, 2018

floof

like fluffy, but more.

My hairs floof.

by flowrr May 20, 2019