flying without wings

The act of a man urinating while standing without touching the penis.

Guy1: "Why didn't you wash your hands?"
Guy2: "It's ok, I was flying without wings."

by ryguy January 21, 2004

Flinging Wanger

The flinging wanger is a tampon that is projected across the room in a very public place. The more people in the area, the better.

"Dude, Tom just did a flinging wanger in Math class!"

by Relavancy April 6, 2010

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim

man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D

by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011

flinging web

To nut on one's partner, usually in the facial region

Casey' flung his web all over shanna's face.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

flingdingery

(n) - truth that is so worthless it is often mistaken for a lie

"Dude, I totally stayed up for eight days in a row my sophomore year."
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. You can shove that worthless flingdingery straight up your ass."

by Silent Rip November 30, 2004

flinging an egg

When a women is having her period usually resulting in moody behavior.

1 "She was really crazy when I talked to her. She must be flinging an egg." 2 used in a question; " Are you flinging an egg?"

by xray360 September 30, 2013