flife

Short for 'fuck life'

dude i just lost my family and my job and my dog... flife.

by boyfrumpluto August 20, 2012

fliflet

A portmanteau of flip and leaflet, fliflet is an all-encompassing term that can be used in the place of nearly any physical object, emotion, or state of being.

It's closest synonym is "smurf".

George: "You're a complete, uh, fliflet!"
Sarah: "You're flifleting! I'm far less of a fliflet than Melissa."
Melissa: "Who me? I ain't no fliflet!"

by manheimsteamroller January 15, 2013

Fliff

To fliff: Two people place their buttholes together and fart into each other.

I need a girlfriend who will go fliff me.

by mrjswilson February 24, 2008

fliff

Shit. Faeces. Excrement.
An onomatopoeic word resembling the sound it makes as it slips out of your anus.

I just went into the toilet an inhaled an entire lungful of turd particles. Someone must have squashed out an enormous fliff just before I went in.

by DerBeisser November 18, 2014

Fliff

Fat Lady I Fuck Fast

yo, the other day fat girl Kate came over with some chiba, one thing lead to another and she quickly became my 3rd fliff this month!

by the dude 5446 September 5, 2011

fliff

A small hill. Not quite a cliff, not quite a mound.

"If you died then I'd jump of a fliff. Why? Because its high enough to show my sadness but not too high for me to die."

by Rapunzel July 16, 2008

fliffie

When you can't seem to get your penis up when necessary!

''Oh, my god guys, i was going to bang helga last night, but i had a fliffie''

by Rhys Murphy April 17, 2007