fliberly

That moment when your liver crawls out of your

ass and fly’s away.

Don’t ask

Use it any way you want

I will fliberly you in your sleep
“Insert ominous here”

by Technoblade never dies August 20, 2023

FLIBBERTY GIBBERT

Is a young girl, fancy free, head full of nonsense, a bit silly and a bit scatterbrain

Angela could hold down neither a job or a boyfriend she is a flibberty gibbert/ jibbert

by ally hurst May 16, 2003

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

Flibbertigibbet

A excessively talking person who will most likely sit next to you in physics class

That guy next to be is such a Flibbertigibbet.

I know right! He never stops talking!

by rootentootenputin February 10, 2019

flibberingflibbernosh

great entertainment to say. used when you are so mad you start spitting out random words

flibberingflibbernosh!! I GOT A B+ ON THAT TEST D:

by screwangermanagementclass December 2, 2010

Flib Jib

The name given when attempting to fit your penis into somebody else's belly button. Ejaculating upon entering a belly button is considered an 'Awesome Flib Jib'

The last time i saw Jenny, I was so tempted to Flib Jib her.

by Mishka-Moondog August 31, 2012

Flibbery

Not crisp....this bacon is flibbery, it needs to cook longer.

Jordan hated flibbery bacon, so he cooked it until it was deliciously crispy.

by Patsgirl_nh May 29, 2016