fletching

When a guy cums in a girl or guys asshole then licks out the cum and eats it!

Matt fucked Zac up the ass then fletched.

by PTakamoo October 11, 2003

fletch

To fletch someone is to deliberately be unorganised, lazy, carefree and incompetant knowing that you will just delegate the resulting mess to others below you and make them clear it up or solve the problems that occur.

To fletch someone is to royally fuck them over within the work place, creating mass amounts of extra work and stress for that person as you've not been bothered.

I was such a fletch to the whole design department today, I fucked up and just dished the resulting mess to them whilst I went shopping for a rowing machine.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

fletch

One who disses there friends for a lifestyle of gayness and gay activities. A true butt pirate whose only reason for living is to be a complete asshole and will do whatever it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing. He will do alot of homosexual experimentation to become the ultimate faggot on the planet.

"If you were any gayer you would be Fletch."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."

by reflexion January 4, 2008

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004

Fletching

Falling asleep at our desk in just the correct upright position so that no one really knows you're taking a snooze on the clock.

"Oh boy, hope the boss doesn't catch the G-man fletching at his desk again!"

by Gee Monayy August 30, 2009

Fletching

To suck man paste out of the ass of some dirty girl, probabaly a gloucester bird.

johnny fletched his mum til she turned inside out

by AM November 12, 2003

fletching

to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it. then rut them up the arse, holding onto the piece of string, at the moment of climax pull on the sring, causing your partener to gag and giving you an even tighter hole to bring you off. (probably for homo use only)

when it was my turn to dominate i gave roderick a damn good fletching.

by gusto December 30, 2003