An individual residing in the mountainous region of the southwestern United States whom has Jowels weighing 9.5 lbs or more each and usually cover the collar of his shirt while dancing . Most Flarbazars are originally from the Rio Grande river valley where fry bread, Dions Pizza, and cheese enchiladas are plentiful.
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Get the Flarnacy mug.Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.
Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....
Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......
Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"
by Grande John January 16, 2009
Get the road flare mug.When a male professional athlete (mostly hockey and golfers) post on social media where they will be going or their current location.
Hey bro...Biznasty, Derek Sanderson and Tyler Seguin just posted they are going to Lincoln in South Boston. We should head over there. When Seguin fires off a couple “pussy flares” the place will be packed with chicks looking for a mustache ride .
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"Flarv it" or "FLARV"
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