Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.

"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"

by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007

Flap Jack

A cool show on cartoon network.
Chowder is cooler though.

"Let's watch Flap Jack !"
"Sure. Oh ! And there's an episode of Chowder next."
"FUCK YES."

by ImLame. January 24, 2010

Flap’jack

A person that talks smack, over dramatizes every thing and instigates.

{ flap’jacking, flap’jacker }

Dude, your such a flap’jack!

by dizybits May 30, 2018

Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.

Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.

by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

Flap-jackable

Adjective. Sexually appealing enough to be accurately represented as a pornographic pancake.

I found the Virgin Mary divinely portrayed on my pancake; I suspect the actual character was deemed flap-jackable.

by David Capito December 15, 2008

Big flap jack facts

Big facts, something that is very true.

Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.

by Lokeend June 22, 2021