Fitz

A youtuber that has a youtooz dildo, that is shit compared to quackity's.

P1: what is this?
P2: it's a shifty Fitz dildo I got at youtooz

P1: oh...I have a quackity's one

by Fuck_You_Fitz September 29, 2019

The Fitz

Masturbating while a girl watches you.

Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"

Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"

Demarius: "Thats wassup"

by bodaciousdude May 4, 2012

Fitzed

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.

I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.

by LizzyAnn December 20, 2016

fitz

Means "son of" (hence all the English surnames like Fitzpatrick, Fitzhenry) but can also refer to an illegitimate child, a bastard, someone born out of wedlock etc.

FitzChivalry is the illegitimate son of Chivalry, the heir to the throne of Buckkeep.

by Andrew Melvin April 27, 2008

fitzing

The act of overthinking or analyzing a simple problem, also known as confusing people or AVI'ing it.

Guy 1: Well if you take the tire off and check it then blah blah blah...

Guy 2: Come on man I just want to rotate my tires quit fitzing it.

by 264 QA January 15, 2010

fitz

1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.

noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"

by 725ftn February 27, 2011

Fitzing

Telling a lie.

Shannon said she sent the package, but she was fitzing.

by Llamanda February 15, 2018