Fitbit Salute

The act of masturbation while wearing a Fitbit.

Wow, I got a bunch of extra steps doing the Fitbit Salute.

by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018

Fistwistle

Combining two disparate things to make something utterly incredible.

Salted Caramel is a fistwistle.

by FleecedJedi November 15, 2021

Fiwi

A female Kiwi (New Zealander). Especially the ones that non stop drink and party.

These fiwis are doing my head in mate.. they’ve been partying for the last 48 hours!!

by memzie December 20, 2010

FITTIN TO

Getting ready to do something.

Are you ever going to mow the yard? Ya, I'm FITTIN TO!

by sean hamilton December 31, 2008

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

Fittin

Getting ready to

I'm fittin to whoop his ass.

by Tommygunns November 20, 2019

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014