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he was there first
by reformedpug December 4, 2016
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the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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Firstnesses

The beginning of newnesses.
"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)
by xmenorigins May 6, 2009
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but firsted

This is a result of being delayed in starting a chore, errand, task, etc because something else has to be completed first.
Rudy, I thought you were going to the store.
I am, "but first" I have to make the grocery list.

I was going to clean up the shop; however I got "but firsted" because the shop light was burned out and I had to change the bulb.
by But firsted December 9, 2008
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But first

Phrase popularized by social media posters taking a selfie in awkward and sometimes dangerous situations.
I'm in the middle of surgery, but first... (snaps selfie)
by AMAAllTheWay January 20, 2021
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FIRST

For Inspiration and Recinition of Science and Technology

a high school robotics competition founded in 1989 and had its first competition in 1992 with 26 and now has close to 1000 teams
hey are u in FIRST
by techno April 30, 2004
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First!

Something said when an internet addicted asshole on YouTube feels the need to induce their feeling of superiority by entering a comment section just as the YouTube video has been published then types "first". Those sanctimonious narcissists are oblivious to the fact that the chances are that they most likely aren't the first to comment on the video as YouTube doesn't load other comments straight away, thus ending up with around 10 people screaming "first". If you are one of those silly individuals please just stop because you're not special, nor funny.
I vehemently despise those pretentious man-children who claim "first!" in every single YouTube video because nobody gives a flying fuck.
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2021
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