Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 03, 2010

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 06, 2010

firing up the brown engine

A stentorian emission of flatulence.

Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?

by fo-sho July 23, 2005

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 24, 2015

Fire it up

When you pour red hots (candy) down your partner’s vagina.

Last night, I did the act of fire it up on that puntang!

by Bgibs November 14, 2018

fire up the jug

Put the kettle on/boil the jug.

- Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug

by toniozi August 29, 2021

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021