by dumoc July 16, 2015

A Finnish kiss, is when you kiss with someone else, and your lips get stuck together. As if they froze together, you have something sticky on your lips, or any other way you can possibly manage to get your lips stuck to another pair of lips.
by PetterJ June 19, 2014

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.
Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.
by A.D.Allison May 17, 2008

The Finnish Rucksack describes a vertical (standing-up) version of the traditional sex position 69 where the male participant is hanging upsidedown on his partner performing oral sex whilst receiving oral sex himself. However, for this to qualify as a Finnish Rucksack (in stead of it just being a vertical 69) the hanging man has to be pale and blond, almost resembling a large, unbaked loaf of white bread.
"Dude, I did a Finnish Rucksack on this wrestler chick I met last night. It was awesome - she had no problem carrying me..."
by Jukka Santala March 22, 2010

A cute European boy who will quickly manipulate and break your heart. Unless he doesn’t. They’re usually really funny and have the nicest accents.
by Mangle_is_crying February 17, 2021

by HAIX HAS SMALL PENIS HEHE March 1, 2020

by Stevealar December 11, 2013
