fidlering

boasting about things you never did. Exaggerating about accomplishments. grossly distorting the truth to make yourself look good

I survived 3 helicopter crashes without a scratch and that is not fidlering

by riggeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr September 11, 2010

Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

Filou

Ist ein angehender Pathologe und Twitterer aus Deutschland. Er denkt, er sei eine Katze und verhält sich dementsprechend., d.h. er ist verschmust, liegt nur rum und lässt sich gerne kraulen.
Bekannt wurde er durch seine Unwissenheit im Bezug darauf, dass er nicht versteht, was ironischer Sarkasmus ist.

Frag doch mal den Doktor Filou!?

by dont-ask August 25, 2020

Fidiot

A shorter version of the saying; Fucking Idiot. It's used in arguments, jokes, etc.

"Brian, you're a fidiot."

by DFGIRFDIUONJFIONDGHOINJHBJKNL May 24, 2022

filomena

a hot name for smoking hot italian chicks

Yo, you know that Filomena girl?

awww geeeeez that bitch be hella bangin!!!!!!

by Filomena January 3, 2008

FIDO

Fuck it, Drive on. We don't have time to fix this situation.

Such as when a soldier falls off the truck or reinforcements will arrive too late to do any good.

by majorfraser February 20, 2005

Fidler

The rarer yet superior spelling to the surname Fiddler and Fiedler. While it is originally of Anglo origins it has grown to transcend nationality, location, and time. A legend amongst men. Intelligent, attractive, strong, and compassionate. A Fidler is a genius and a natural born leader who's mere presence greatly improves the lives of people around them. While Fidler's have the power to conquer the world their natural benevolence precludes them from this action. However, if you are unfortunate enough to cross a Fidler you will be destroyed. Your fate will be instantaneous disintegration into ash. There is no mercy from a Fidler scorned. It is best to avoid such a fate.

If one comes into contact with a Fidler they must pay homage to the greatness they witness. Provide them with cash, support, and care for if you do there will be untold benefits.

1."I just became friends with a Fidler today. I have never felt more alive. I made a 100k just by being around him. He is a God among men"

2.Nick-"Where's Jeff, I haven't seen him in a while"

Anthony- "You didn't hear? He stole money from Fidler and was turned to dust"

Nick- "Damn, it must be true. There is no mercy for those who piss off Fidler"

3. Sara- "So I heard you started dating a Fidler"

Hailee- "yeah, he's the coolest, smartest, hottest, and compassionate guy I met!"

Sara- "I wish I could find a Fidler"

by DV The Great May 28, 2018