Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

tyler ferguson

a chug jug

Damn, you look like such a Tyler Ferguson playing fortnite like that.

by ZARusso March 12, 2019

jeremy miles ferguson

Jeremy Miles Ferguson; better known as jinxx. Rhythm guitarist of Black Veil Brides (and sometimes voilin)
Quietly and mysteriously sexy.
Also bringing a new meaning to the 'pout'

He was born with a pout

He cannot be out-pouted

(smells like shit according to Andy Biersack)

Dayum, she was pouting like Jeremy Miles Ferguson in that selfie yesterday...

by my chemical definitions July 12, 2014

Fergus McDonald

Smokes crayons

Guy 1: Did you see Fergus McDonald last night?
Guy 2: Yea he was soooooo high on those crayons

by Peter Greer October 2, 2018

Fergus

Literally the most gorgeous man on the planet - without exception.

"You know, he's good looking but he's no Fergus!"

by squishy_wishy September 4, 2013

Fergus Falls

A cold ass small town in rural Mn. Not quite the middle of nowhere but you can see it from there. Worst vaction spot ever

I just froze to death in Fergus Falls

by Really Frozen guy July 21, 2011

craig ferguson

facts about Craig Ferguson:

He is the Late late show host on after Letterman.
He tells the same jokes every night, but their still hilarious.
He is much shorter in person than you'd think.
He has a really bad warm-up comedian.
He likes to get really close to the camera.
He likes to hit the side of the camera.
He broke a camera during a show once.
He has the same guests on all the time.
He used to have a really cool sound effects machine and email jingles.
He is Scottish

Craig Ferguson is Betty White's bitch.

by atianafiorella July 22, 2009