Feet

Those wiggly doodads connected to your shins.

(if you're really looking this up, you're a sodding moron.)

Bob: Hey Mike. What are those wiggly doodads connected to your shins?

Mike: They're my feet.

by RideTheWalrus! January 2, 2009

Feet

The things with the toenails on them.

To my suprise, my feet are awesome.

by Mike Sergio Loecher November 20, 2002

feet

Chair finders

It is so dark in here, I think I need to use my feet to find some where to sit.

by rawr master2432 September 25, 2009

feet

the things you use to walk and stand often have shoes or socks on them

hey look at my feet they make me stand

by alan March 6, 2004

Feets

Shoes or sneakers that go on the end of you legs, preferably a fresh clean pair. Nothing Vans or Adidas that’s not Yeezy’s. I mean Real Steppers. Term that started in NY.

“I just copped some brand new feets,”

“Yeah, yu need some different feets my guy,”
“Yoo I seen some crazy feets in Barney’s,”

by SLZY November 28, 2018

Feet

Feet is a high end dessert that I highly suggest you eat while taking a trip to the bottom of the Pacific ocean. Feet comes from an animal called a "Human" yum yum yum

i love to eat feet

by ieatbabiesboo100 July 19, 2020

Feets

The proper plural of "foot"

Mark, to do this swing dancing move, you need to move your feets like this.

by nightofswingdancing June 29, 2009