Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

FedEx

Cargo company. Delivers things around the world.

When is the order from FedEx coming?

by Cdjdllpo299 October 28, 2023

FedEx

Used to name a federal agent without making it obvious or attracting attention.

"Fedex is here"

by YungPhelps November 20, 2025

FedEx Pope

The absolute worst character to ever appear on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." His holiness is nothing more than a guy wearing a crappy white bathrobe and a FedEx box on his head. He is cruelly subjected to shame and ridicule by Conan with his every appearance on the show.

The FedEx Pope even makes the character Mansy look cool.

by Mansy April 24, 2007

FedEx child

Any sibling that looks different from the rest of the family. If you have blue eyes and the rest of your family has brown you may be a FedEx child.

Alex looks nothing like her sister, she must be a FedEx child.

by Chetex12 March 31, 2011

FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

fedex ground

Fast despite the name ground.

"Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck"

by Chad C. November 5, 2007