Fecescious

A feeling of nausea, typically accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence; often leading to gross and ill-timed defecations.

Friend: "Hey man, you don't look so good."

Me: "Yeah, I'm feeling a bit fecescious. It was probably the Taco Bell."

Friend: "I feel that. Just make sure you don't diarrhea all over the place."

by I Fly Dairy Air April 17, 2012

feces horn

On the bob and tom radio show whenever a news story involves shit in some way they honk the feces horn

There was a story in the news about a woman who fell from the upstairs balcony of her apartment, as luck would have it a maintenance crew was working on the septic tank so she landed in a pile of raw sewage which broke her fall and she was not injured. (Bob and Tom honk the feces horn)

by Michael_Hunt October 17, 2008

Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.

A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013

focus on Uranus

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?

by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2021

Yeetus thy Fetus

To throw an unborn child. Or an alive Fetus.

*when baby cries in arms* “ Yeetus thy Fetus demon child”

by Gi Gi Habnini June 26, 2018

ur species feces

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.

Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

by ElectrodeYT May 19, 2018

Dying Fetus

The epitome of Death Metal.

Dying Fetus will kill your mother and rape your dog.

by pshars March 9, 2005