February 1st

the day the swaggest, nicest, and hottest 5'2 latina was brought into this world.

"oh did you hear? its her bday today, woo woo!!"
"oh yeahh its february 1st huhh, woo woo!!!"

by Prettygurlbri_4567 November 22, 2021

february 1st

february 3rd is chilli heatwave doritos day!! spread the word 🥰 chilli heatwave doritos lovers unite

bob: hey it’s february 1st you know what that means?
john: no?
bob: *whips out chilli doritos* its chilli heatwave doritos day!

by your average gay January 29, 2021

hey dude it’s February 1st did you give your sister a skittle?

by thoseheathers February 2, 2022

On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.

On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.

by Silas123Go January 31, 2023

Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st."
Mike: "WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY-"

by v4mpyro February 1, 2022

Mustache fetish day! February 1st is national mustache fetish day!

friends: what day is it today?
Mallorie: it's February 1st! mustache fetish!

by red scarf gal February 1, 2020

-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!

by sexuniversity February 1, 2023