Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Fahina

(n) a boss; also may be used as an adjective
(adj) cool; calm and collected-independent

(n) The Fahina of the corporation is a strong leader; able to connect with the common, yet strive as the best lead.
(adj) Wow, that's Fahina!

by speakdatryuf March 19, 2010

fainna

One of the most incredible,beautiful women I've ever met. She's funny, charming, witty, and drop dead gorgeous. Did I also mention how smart she is. Yeah... she's the whole package. She can also make a mean Oreo cheese cake.

Fainna is one of sexy Bio Queen.

by The Chem King 👑 March 5, 2017

fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."

A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism

by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

Faint

Fainting also known as syncope is a sudden loss of consciousness. A person who faints is usually only unconscious for a few seconds if they do not ( don't ) wake up in more than a few seconds call 911 ( nine nine one ) , because something serious may be going on , or they are not breathing. Most times when someone faints they are scared 😨. This is called vasvougal syncope ( I think ).

Makoto Naegi fainted when he saw Maizono Sayaka's dead body.

by Hajime Hinata 6715 June 9, 2019

Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

sucribe falingo

This is a term used to tell people to subscribe to Flamingo the Roblox Youtuber. He used it in a video, but it got censored by the Roblox chat filter. He tried to make everybody say it.

Su tart: who you watch on youtube

Spone: falingo
Su tart: what
Spone: sucribe falingo
Su tart: ok i will
Spone: thank
Flamingo: yay new sub

by HighStake17 December 1, 2019