faulty

verrry scandalous

"Ur man aint talkin to you? He actin faulty."

by Boughetto QTPI January 26, 2004

Faulty

Too be funny/hilarious and crazy but in a good way

“ You are faulty mate “

by Dr Slang August 19, 2019

faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer

The action your sphincter makes into the bog after a large night `on it`

Jesus my arse this morning after that `ruby`, it was going like a faulty crop-sprayer`!

by Richard Cook March 28, 2003

faulty crop-sprayer

1)In North by Northwest, the plane giving Cary Grant a hard time.

2)A prostate that no longer functions

"Get that there piece o shit out of my barn."

by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003

faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016

faulty radio connection

This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.

Hey man how was the party?

It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017